Monthly Archives: April 2012

Dad Joke of the day

Q – Why was the man with no arms no good at singing?
A – Because he couldn’t carry a tune.

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Dad Joke of the day

Q – what was the blind man’s favourite colour?
A – Corduroy.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – Why did the vegetarian feel foolish?
A – Because he realised that being a vegetarian was just one huge missed steak.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – What happened to the guy who assaulted the laughing psychic?
A – He was arrested for striking a happy medium.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A – Childbirth.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – Why don’t barristers buy their own underwear?
A – Because they get all their briefs from their clients.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – Why did the tailor want to change jobs?
A – Because he was tired of working in a so-so job he wasn’t cut out for.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – Why did the girl who worked at the coffee shop quit her job?
A – Because she was tired of the same old grind.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – Why did the electrician lose his job?
A – Because his work was so shocking he had to be discharged.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – Why did the girl who worked at the delicatessen lose her job?
A – Because whichever way you sliced it she just couldn’t cut the mustard.


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