Monthly Archives: March 2015

Dad Joke of the day

Q – How easy is it to cook Chinese food in a public place?

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Dad Joke of the day

Q – What thinks the unthinkable?

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Dad Joke of the day

Q – What is the bear minimum?

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Dad Joke of the day

Q – What has its bottom at its top?

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Dad Joke of the day

Q – How did the farmer find his missing wife?

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Dad Joke of the day

Q – What gets wetter as it dries?

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Dad Joke of the day

Q – What do Pirate earrings cost?

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Dad Joke of the day

Q – What is the neatest rock band?

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Killer Quotes – Fear – Frank Herbert

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

Frank Herbert – Dune

In his epic novel Dune Frank Herbert gives us this litany against fear and inspiration that has been keeping tattoo artists busy ever since.


Dad Joke of the day

Q – What religion do ghosts belong to?

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