Category Archives: Classic Tweets

Classic Tweets – Cricket Japan extend the ECB XI a Homeward Bound Invitation

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Dear @ECB_cricket, this might not be a great time, but as there’s room in your schedule, fancy a game in Japan on the way home? #challenge

Tweeted by – @CricketJapan on 9 March 2015

Classic Tweets – Victoria Police Valentines Day tweet caution

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Roses are red, violets are blue, don’t commit crime and we won’t arrest you!”

Tweeted by – @VictoriaPolice on 14 February 2015

Classic Tweets – Queensland Police on One Direction Concert in Brisbane

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Don’t be worried that traffic is heading in One Direction to the Suncorp Stadium. Be worried if you’ve agreed to go along…#BestDadEver

Tweeted by – @QPSmedia on 11 February 2015

Classic Tweets – Queensland Police threaten “gift” of Nickelback CD to drivers ignoring advice not to drive flooded roads

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We reserve the right to ‘gift’ our unwanted Nickelback CD to the 1st person who ignores our advice not to drive through flooded roads today.”

Tweeted by – @QPSmedia on 23 January 2015

Classic Tweets – Deepak Chopra on spoiling by overthinking

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“Do not destroy the experience by interpreting it”

Tweeted by – @DeepakChopra on 13 March 2011

Classic Tweets – @shakeandbake4 – Beyonce of the Rings

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“If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. Unless you’re a hobbit. That shit goes in a volcano if you’re a hobbit. #Fact”

Tweeted by @shakeandbake4 on 6 March 2012

Classic Tweets – @QPSmedia – Police with a sense of humour. Rock On \m/

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“Traffic hazard -Truck has lost its load of large rocks on Blunder Rd, Oxley #whatablunder #bnetraffic #rockon \m/”

Tweeted by – @QPSmedia on 8 March 2012

Classic Tweets – @QPSmedia -Police have a sense of humour #youwillnotwindonteventry

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“What The? In the middle of the road? Large concrete block on Nudgee Rd, Nudgee. Drive carefully #youwillnotwindonteventry #bnetraffic”

Tweeted by – @QPSmedia on 2 March 2012

Classic Tweets – @MrsStephenFry on Russell Brand’s book

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“Russell Brand called his book My Booky Wook – I hope he doesn’t open a bank..”

Tweeted by – MrsStephenFry on 9 February 2012

Classic Tweets – @MrsStephenFry on censorship

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“Stephen’s not keen on the new censored Twitter – he says he’s ███ing ███ed off and it can go and stick its ███ up its ███.”

Tweeted by – @MrsStephenFry on 3 February 2012

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